Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express blazes into theaters tonight. Will David Gordon Green make the cut as an action director? Will Seth Rogen set his Jewfro on fire? Will James Franco unveil a powerful strain of weed nicknamed “Green Goblin?” (Is it too late to pitch that idea to Weeds?) Feel free to answer these questions and more in the comments but rock the ZOMG SPOILERS tags please — I can’t go till tomorrow night.