I watched Breathless this weekend and can’t help but get queasy at the parallels between the master’s jump-cuts and this kefiyah-wearing altBro’s s0000 random video/desperate plea for a prom date. Breathless was awesome, though. Update: Apparently dude is the #27 most-subscribed “comedian” of all YouTube time. I miss 1998. Turns out he’s a pretty good photographer, though — Internet, truce for now?